K. I deployed an app called Home assistant. It'll allow us to control all IoT devices in the house from one spot (TVs, LED strips, Rokus, etc). It's available via the Internet at https://chaos2.duckdns.org. Username is cswallace. Password is ChangeThisFuckingPassword.
Chaos, Wallace, wwallace, etc were all taken. And the duckdns domain is free.